30 things girls should know:
1. we are noty as perverted as you think we are.
2. no matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is a LOSER.
3. we like you to give us hugs and kisses somtimes too.
4. don't argue with us when we call you beasutiful.
5. don't treat us like crap, what around comes around.
6. we know you are pretty, that's one of the reasons we are going out with you.
7. don't go into detail about your perios. it scares us.
8. if you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. if you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, bread, or sideburns looked cool.
10. we never shave our legs. so get overit.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. it's just wrong .....
12. don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. when we tell you that you are not fat, believe us.
14. we absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 Degree, or what.
15. we may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. just cause you think you are always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong".
17. you expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. we like to know that you love us.
18. we can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. pamela anderson's tits are not fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMP is not an excuse.
25. if you want us to put the seat down when we are done, you should put it up when you are done.
26. don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. that doesn't turn us on.
27. always remember: the way to a guy's heart is through his stomach....and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. you might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. we always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down throat and still want to be friends.
30. and last but not least: we know you are not always right, but we will pretend like you are anyway.
Girl facts:
1. girls like guys with sense of humor.
2. girls hate guys who always brag about themselves.
3. it's a rare thing for girls to go for flings unlike many guys do.
4. take a close look at this paradox: girls are generally impulsive buyers but are good in budgeting.
5. too sweet girls are usually the naggers.
6. your girlfriend can either jokingly or seriously.
7. girls are very suspicious human beings.
8. a guy oughta understand his girl's mood swings specially when she has her monthly period.
9. girls love to chat about anything.
10. girls easily get carried away by their emotions.
11. you must tell a girl that you are courting her. unless you make an obvious proposal, she could either play numb or be really numb of your feelings for her.
12. the girl who gives you a quick "yes" could either be too impulsive.
13. a girl's decision is always changeable.
14. it is really hard to trace why girls are unpredictable.
15. girls can easily change their mind because of hearsays.
16. girls hate guys who gossip.
17. you would know that a girl likes you if she laughs even at your corniest joke and even pays attention at your nonsense talk.
18. you can hook a girl by knowing her interests.
19. it is a fact that girls, since the birth of the world, can be professional flirts using their magical charms.
20. girls hate it when you make them wait.
21. girls love babies.
22. if you are truly in love with a girl, you will have a hard time to convince her telling so.
23. girls don't take a full meal especially when they are on a diet. but they love to eat junkfood, sweets or fruits in between meals that can doubles up a full meal.
24. Beware: a girl knows how to persuade you that you could do her a favor through her charisma or seductive body language without you knowing it.
25. girls are flattered when you make them melt in your eyes,but they would do anything just to show disapproval.
26. girls are every conscious people.
27. girls hate guys who whistle at their back. the act makes them look like cheap.
28. girls hate guys who hurt them physically.
29. a girl is not necessarily after a guy with towering height. he just has to be taller than she is.
30. girls generally don't court guys which make you guys so lucky to have their privilege to court your pick.
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